Never Tease A Klingon
by P.J. Sutherland

Never tease a Klingon, never.
Never tease a Klingon ever.

Always remember this little fact.
If you like your bones intact.
Klingon's when you make a joke.
At your jaw may take a poke

Never tease a Klingon,never.
Never tease a Klingon, ever.

Beautiful half-Klingons might
React by taking a little bite.
But if you tease her too much
She might react with a punch.

Never tease a Klingon, never.
Never tease a Klingon, ever.

A sense of humor can be good,
Or it can be, misunderstood.
Remember this sage advice
When a Klingon you entice.

Never tease a Klingon, never.
Never tease a Klingon, ever.

Flying pigs never get to see
What can be won with poetry
So this advice I give to thee,
If a beautiful engineer you see.

Never tease a Klingon, never.
Never tease a Klingon, ever.

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